Today, I went to the beachfront with my children. 
I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and 
said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She placed the shell to 
her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it 
pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I 
had to tell someone!